christhehypnotherapist:

Chris Hemsworth rushed into Chris the hypnotherapist’s office. They were a bit shocked.

“I’m sorry. Elsa was called in today, and I had some shooting in the morning, and I almost couldn’t find a babysitter in time.”

“It’s okay, Mr. Hemsworth. Come in whenever you’re ready.”

A couple minutes later, Thor walked in Chris’ room.

“Okay. Let’s begin. It says here that you have been seeing your previous therapist for stress-related issues?”

“That’s right. I’m one of the cornerstones of the MCU, and they just offered me a fucking lucrative deal to continue being Thor.”

“And is this positive or negative?”

“Both. Being in the MCU is stressful enough as it is, but the pay is one of the highest I’ve seen for any movie franchise.”

“Are you still ambivalent on your choice?”

“A little bit. That’s why I scheduled this session so early.”

“Perfect. Did you read the email I sent you?”

“Rutabaga.”

“Perfect. Would you like to try hypnosis? It can reveal what your brain truly thinks is the best path for you.”

“I don’t see why not. There’s not going to be a freaky machine or anything, right?”

“No. I am a vocal hypnotist, and if I find you are having trouble going under, I would provide a visual cue, like a pocketwatch.”

“Okay. I’m ready.”

“I want you to lie down and relax. Close your eyes and listen to my voice. You are getting sleepy. You enjoy the sound of my voice. You want to listen to my voice. You want to obey my voice. Chris, I will now count backwards from 5. When I reach 1, you will be completely under my control, and open your eyes.
“5, you are starting to go under.
“4, you’re getting deeper.
“3, I control you now.
“2, no one else matters but me.
“1, I am your master.”

Chris’ eyes fluttered open, and the trademark orange appeared.

“Chris, you will do more Marvel movies. You will do them under the condition you are to remain shirtless throughout. You will also push for R-rated cuts, in which superheroes have sex.”

“Yes, master, I will do that.”

“Take off your shirt for me.” Thor did so. “What does Elsa like to do with your chest?”

“She enjoys my natural musk. I usually shower after sex, and not before.” Chris went over and smelled his pits. The musk was quite aromatic.

“Chris, you will not shower when you come and visit me. Take off your pants and underwear.” Chris was shocked by the sight. Hemsworth’s flaccid cock was a good six inches long.

“Fuck, Chris! So, the Vacation scenes were actually true?”

“Yes. That is why I avoid those scenes in other movies. Many people are scared of my massive cock.”

“Masturbate for me, but do not ejaculate until I tell you to.” While Thor did that, Chris found their tape measure. They had a grab bag of items that they might need in their line of therapy. After it looked like Hemsworth wasn’t getting any harder, he measured Thor’s cock. It was a monster 14” hard.

“Fuck, dude!” Chris snapped a pic for their records. “Ejaculate when you are ready.” It seemed like he was holding back, as he came immediately after he was issued that command.

“Chris, have you ever had sexual relations with your brothers?”

“No. I have seen them both naked in the last month, but in a non-sexual matter.”

“You will now feel an intense attraction to Liam. You will want to fuck him, and you will be the top. You will still be married to Elsa, though.”

“I will fuck my brother, but still remain married.”

“Good. When I say ‘wake up’, you will do so, and not have any conscious memory of this session. Your subconscious will remember everything, though. And you will be fine being nude around me, but only in my office. I lock this in with the phrase, ‘Burnt baby powder’.”

Hemsworth’s eyes fluttered open, and they were no longer orange.

“So, how’d it go?”

“Very well. It seems deep down, you know what you want. And could you bring Elsa to our next session? That would be very helpful.”

“Okay. Anything you tell me to, doc.”

Chris stifled a laugh as they said, “Don’t forget to clean up and get dressed.”

Thor didn’t think too much of it, and he left feeling refreshed. He texted Liam and told him to meet him at his trailer for Avengers 4.

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