Officer Brown responded to the call. It was on his beat, and besides, today was boring. He arrived at 923 Beacon Ave. No other emergency vehicles were there, so he went and knocked on the front door. A man in cuffs answered it.
“Oh, hello, Officer.”
“What’s the matter here?”
“Well, it’s a funny story. My boyfriend and I were roleplaying, and he was the sexy cop. Unfortunately, he slammed my phone to the ground after I called 911. The call evidently went through, because you’re here now.”
“Prank calling the police is a felony. Are you aware of this fact?”
“I know, Officer. That’s why I didn’t press call; the impact must have caused it.”
“Hey, are your nipples hard?”
“Can I touch them?” Without waiting, Brown touched a hard male nipple for the first time.
“Oh, I’m sorry. I thought you guys were super kinky and shit.”
“Not all of us, Officer.”
“So, why’d you answer the door? I thought you were the ‘prisoner’.”
“I am, but he lost the keys. He’s chained to the bed, while I have these on. These are police-issued handcuffs from back when he was on the force, and he knows all cops keep a master key on them.”
“That’s right. I’ll uncuff you right now.” Harry was excited to be free, then grabbed Brown and looked at him in sheer terror.
“My boyfriend is batshit crazy. We weren’t roleplaying. He really was going to cuff me and rape me, and since he is a police officer, there’s nothing I could do about it.”
“I’ll arrest him then.”
“No! He has my family tied up to some bombs. If he finds out you know, they’re dead!”
“And your clearly psychotic boyfriend is still an officer of the law?”
“Allentown has low standards. So, what’s the plan?”
“I’ll call in SWAT. They have a signal jammer, so your family won’t get killed when he presses the button.”
“Thank you, Officer.”
“In breaking news today, Londonville has lost one of its finest, Officer Leroy Brown. He was killed in an explosion set off by psychotic fellow officer, Sean Jenkins. His boyfriend did not know of his previous psychological issues, and so was as alarmed as Officer Brown was when the situation became clear. We are sending our thoughts and prayers to the families of the deceased. And in other breaking news:”