You! Yes, you, the reader! Help me! This dude has a razor next to my head, and he’s not even looking at me! I don’t know how this happened, but I need your help.
I’m a gay porn star, but none of my shoots have been this crazy. There was this one time I was part of a bukkake, but that’s besides the point. I could fucking die here, people!
And Miguel? He’s what we call in the business a himbo. Normally, he doesn’t do shoots like this, and I don’t see why the fucking director thought a shoot with razors would be good for a person who confuses brain and Brian!
So, I know there’s really nothing you can actually do to help. Luckily, one of the PAs unplugged the razor, so when Miguel naturally dropped it, it only scratched me harmlessly before bouncing to the floor. I got paid extra for the shoot though.
But here’s where I actually need your help. I will be sending a petition to management that Miguel only does fuck scenes, with no plot. He’s too much of a risk to the community. He’s still fucking hot, though, so I don’t want him to leave completely. You can sign the petition at change.com/stopmiguelfromdoingpornshootswithplot. I hope you join me in signing. And thanks for reading!