David was a bit annoyed that he had to fly all the way to California just to see a therapist. He and Victoria always had underlying issues, and this would only add to the issues. He did notice a fellow foreigner’s car in the parking lot, though. Chris and Elsa were here, so he wasn’t the only one that traveled long distances to see this Chris person. He was more annoyed when he found out the Hemsworthes were in first.

“Oh, this is a bit awkward,” said Chris. They hadn’t planned the whole Trevor thing before Chris was told to bring Elsa, who would promptly forget they were even married after Trevor’s device worked its magic. So, with a quick hypnosis, he got Elsa out the door, and could focus on Chris entirely. He had finally realized that these sessions didn’t need any extraneous conversation, so he jumped right into the Celebworld script.

“Chris, you will not remember that you should not be in Celebworld. You will always think that is your home. While you are on the island, you are to remain nude, unless a guest wants you clothed. If a guest does not want you, you will remain in the celebrity village, and stay there until you are needed. If you leave, there will be dire consequences. You have the right to refuse extreme desires, such as death or self-mutilation. Anything else that would not cause serious or irreversible damage is fair game. Your new sexual identity is polysexual. You will not care who you have sex with. You will also consume pills with your breakfast daily. These pills will stop the spread of most diseases to you. I lock this in with the phrase, “Htrowsmeh”. You will now wake up, but not completely.”


“Chris, your new favourite color is chartreuse. I lock this in with the phrase, ‘Let’s have some shrimp on the barbie’.”


Chris’ eyes returned to their normal color, and Chris the hypnotherapist escorted him out the back door. They then called David in.

“Hello, sir. Nice to meet you.”

“You too. So, let’s get straight to business. Victoria and I are having one of the biggest fights ever. It’s about Brooklyn and whether we should force him to be chaste or not.”

“Oh. That is an interesting argument. So, what is your stance?”

“He’s past the age of consent. He can fuck whoever he damn pleases!”

“I see. Have you two talked about any resolutions to this argument?”

“We’re at an impasse, which is partly why I’m here. I need a psychologist’s opinion.”

“Well, stifling a young male’s sexual desires can lead to him expressing those desires elsewhere, such as through drugs or alcohol. I would say the best choice is to let him date, but with no sex, and keep his penis unlocked.”

“We were never thinking about a cage, Chris.” They happened to be sipping a water at that time, so a spit take occurred then.

“Are you suggesting a total penectomy?”

“That’s Victoria’s solution.”

“Did you happen to read the email I sent you?”

“Rutabaga. Don’t change the subject, Chris.”

“I want you to lie down and relax. Close your eyes, and listen to my voice. You are getting sleepy. You enjoy the sound of my voice. You want to listen to my voice. You want to obey my voice. David, I will now count backwards from 5. When I reach 1, you will be completely under my control, and open your eyes.
“5, you are starting to go under.
“4, you’re getting deeper.
“3, I control you now.
“2, no one else matters but me.
“1, I am your master.”

David’s eyes then fluttered open, and revealed the orange.

“David, you are to take your children to America while the whole Victoria issue is taken care of.”

“My sons will come here to stay.”

“You will contact the police and inform them about Victoria’s plans.”

“I will call the police about Victoria’s plans.”

“Strip completely for me, please.”

“Yes, master.” Chris had already seen David’s nudes, but Trevor requested a full-frontal shot of each male celeb, so the incredibly realistic androids had the correct body mapping. These androids would be used if a celebrity became ill for whatever reason. It was an unlikely occurrence, but something they needed to prepare for.

Chris snapped the photo, and told him to get dressed. He then continued, “When I say ‘wake up’, you will do so, and not have any conscious memory of this session. Your subconscious will remember everything, though. And you will be fine being nude around me, but only in my office. I lock this in with the phrase, ‘Burnt baby powder’. Wake up!”

David’s eyes fluttered again, with the orange disappearing.

“Wait. Did I book a flight for my kids yet?”

“You did not. I’ll send you the time for next week’s session.”

“Sure. I just really need to get this done!” David rushed out the door. Chris wasn’t mad, but they realized David nearly tore it off its hinges.

“He must really love his kids,” they said to themself, as they did more Celebworld paperwork.

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