Dr. Chris was excited, as they were to hypnotize another baseball stud today. Anthony Rizzo, of Bryzzo fame, was scheduled to come to their office later today. First, they had to use the Celebworld script on Chris Mazdzer, who would be arriving shortly. They cordially invited him inside. 

“It actually fucking worked!” SNAP! Chris’ body drooped, and Chris launched into the script.

“Chris, you will no longer remember that you should not be in Celebworld. You will always think that is your home. While you are on the island, you are to remain nude, unless a guest wants you clothed. If a guest does not want you, you will remain in the celebrity village, and stay there until you are needed. If you leave, there will be dire consequences. You have the right to refuse extreme desires, such as death or self-mutilation. Anything else that would not cause serious or irreversible damage is fair game. Your new sexual identity is polysexual. You will not care who you have sex with. You will also consume pills with your breakfast daily. These pills will stop the spread of most diseases to you. I lock this in with the word, ‘Rezdzam’. Wake up.”

“What just happened?” asked Chris.

“Oh, nothing. You have a plane to catch soon.” Dr. Chris had finally worked out all the private jet kinks, so it was a much more direct way to Celebworld for the celebs. They made sure all of that information was correct as they waited for Anthony to arrive. He arrived quite a bit earlier than anticipated, but Chris was ready.

“Am I too early? I came here as soon as I landed.”

“You are, but it’s no problem, Anthony. Please, step inside. What brings you to therapy today?”

“Kris said I needed one-on-one therapy to work out some issues in the bedroom.” For the first time in a long time, Dr. Chris did a spit take.

“You two actually fuck?”

“What can I say? Bromances sometimes just turn out that way.”

“So, um, what exactly do you need help with?”

“I prematurely ejaculate. Have you seen You, on Lifetime? I pulled a Joe last night.” Thankfully, Chris did, and he got the reference. 

“I see. Hypnotherapy will be able to cure you of that easily. Are you fine with going under?”

“Fuck yeah! Anything to help my sex life!”

Chris stifled a laugh as they began, “I want you to lie down and relax. Close your eyes, and listen to my voice. You are getting sleepy. You enjoy the sound of my voice. You want to listen to my voice. You want to obey my voice. Anthony, I will now count backwards from 5. When I reach 1, you will be completely under my control, and open your eyes.

“5, you are starting to go under.

“4, you’re getting deeper.

“3, I control you now.

“2, no one else matters but me.

“1, I am your master.”

Anthony’s eyes then opened, and they were a bright orange. 

“Oh,” thought Chris, before saying out loud, “You will no longer prematurely ejaculate. Your brain will now hold off as long as possible. I am also prescribing some pills.” Chris then checked their calendar. SHIT! Anthony was once again a double hypnosis victim, so they dropped the acts and launched immediately into the Celebworld script for the second time that day.

“Anthony, you will no longer remember that you should not be in Celebworld. You will always think that is your home. While you are on the island, you are to remain nude, unless a guest wants you clothed. If a guest does not want you, you will remain in the celebrity village, and stay there until you are needed. If you leave, there will be dire consequences. You have the right to refuse extreme desires, such as death or self-mutilation. Anything else that would not cause serious or irreversible damage is fair game. Your new sexual identity is polysexual. You will not care who you have sex with. You will also consume pills with your breakfast daily. These pills will stop the spread of most diseases to you. I lock this in with the word, ‘Ozzir’. Wake up.”

“Wait, did it work?” asked Anthony, before his new conditioning set in. They sent Anthony away, as they quickly tried to stop the flight from taking off before he got there. They also called Trevor and profusely apologized, as the recent slew of same-dayers were always arriving in the early afternoon. They were quite thankful he was going to get there at all! 

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